"My First Condom"

I recall my first time with a Condom, I was 20 or so. I went to buy a packet of Condoms at the Pharmacy.
There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter. She was so gorgeous and sexy. Had an awesome figure say almost 36-26-36. I was stunned to see such fabulous Pharmacist. I couldn't resist and kept on gazing at her. Though she realize the same. She was "Beauty with Brain" I must Say. She could see that I was new at it. (The Condom Thing) She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one?
I honestly answered, "No, This is my First time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was Indeed. "Just a Minute," She said and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her Blouse and removed it. She unhooked her Lacy Black Bra too and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" She asked. Oh common man, I was so excited that almost aroused my Thing. Well, I was so dumb-stuck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the Condom on. As i was slipped it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, Come on" She said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. That was so quick. But that was an never forgettable moment of pure Joy. I enjoyed the ride to the core and also wished could have enjoyed it for further more. She looked at me with a bit of a Frown.
"Did you put that Condom on?" She asked.
I said, "I surely did.." & held up mu thumb to show her that.
She fainted...

Necessary or Unnecessary

It was my convocation day today. I knew boss won't grant a holiday so I didn't asked him for one, besides I decided to attend convocation ceremony on duty :-)
When I reached office boss declared that no-one will go on field today. Da Faq. How will I be able to attend ceremony? Was the first question popped up in my mind. Had a fight with boss and irrespective of his permission I left the company premises.

I went to ceremony. There I had fun till staff recollects who I'm. One of teacher remember I was messing with him. He scolded me in front of juniors. Frustrated but helpless I was. It was also my best friends birthday today. But I couldn't even spend time with him. Just because sir and office colleagues forcefully asked me to join their program. Program of DINNER. Then at the time of going back I lost my degree certificate somewhere on high way. It just blown away. I spent two hours searching for it in that low light. Was tensed. Full of tears. After all this I found it was aside of road In torn condition. Thank God I at least found it. Then decided to go to friends flat. So do I went too. I was so tired fatigue frustrated tensed t that I fall asleep suddenly.

During all this chocolate girl was worried as well angry cause I didn't even contact her. And then what I heard was a lecture how I'm irresponsible. It hurts, hurts like hell, when someone you truly miss love admire gets angry and scold you without even knowing or trying to know what was the scenario.

Hurts like someone pinching your heart every now and then with millions of needles.

Comparison

Today I was at juice stall, waiting for my order. I was looking at my bike, shining in sunlight. It was wonderful feeling to own your own bike (CBR) with your own money. Suddenly a aged person came with his M80 and wanted to park besides my bike. He did it in hurry and all of sudden his bike fall on my bike. Like heroine falls on hero in so called typical Bollywood movies. I ran towards my bike to see what damages his bike made. Thankfully there were no scratches. But that aged man was like "Kahi zala nahi re bala, tuzya gadiwar scratch pan nahie" I didn't say anything to him.
My question here is of situation would have been vice versa. What if my bike would have fallen on senior citizens bike?? Would he have had been kind with me??

"Cell Phones"

Yesterday I was having normal chat with one of my friend. Chocolate Girl. Let's call her by that name. (Chat is in Pic - ScreenShots. Now please don't say that is possible just cause of Cell Phones :-P Open picture and read so you'll understand why this Article?)

The main question is "Cell Phones - Boon or Bane." Cell Phones are like Double Ended Sword. Have Advantages as well as Dis-Advantages. People may think from different different perspective but my Perspective towards Cell Phones. I personally think Cell Phones do help us but more they damage Us. How? Keep Reading :-) Do comment on this post "What you think after reading my Thinking."

First I'll concentrate on Dis-Advantages as I always loves to Criticize. Let's see them one by one.

>> Convenient For Being In Touch:- Many of you will say its Cell Phones only cause of which we are in touch with each other every now and then. We can make random plans. We can cancel plans we decided earlier. Have you ever wrote any Letter in last 3 years? Really? Ask your parents, How happy they used to be when they get Letter from any relative. May it be good or bad news in it. When these people used to plan through Letter, it used to take minimum a month to plan and execute. That Desperation, Happiness is non comparable with today's plans and meets over Cell Phone talks. When people used to decide to meet and then they couldn't cause of some genuine problems, The Wait, Sadness, Guilt, Anger, Care all feelings and the drama attached to it were the best-est feelings till date. Have you ever wrote a letter and planed to meet over it? Have you ever had any of the mentioned feelings when Plan gets cancelled with known reason due to Cell Phones? Why? Think!!

>> Convenient For Phone Book:- Most of the people will say that Cell Phones are use full to save important numbers which are mostly likely to forget. For example: Mobile Numbers, Landline Numbers, ATM Pin, Account Numbers, Lock Codes, Vehicle Number and many more. I say NO. It doesn't help us saving those number and convenient but Restricts our-self to use our Mind and Memory. Tell me when you were kid how many mobile numbers you know by tongue. Average kid remembers 50 minimum. And now? Not even 10? Why? Think!!

>> Convenient For Multiple Features:- Calculator? Music? Camera? Text? Alarm?
Calculator. So you can do maths questions and solve them instantly on your Cell Phone, isn't it? Let's see how many of you can answer next few questions in just 10 sec?
1. 19*9 = ?? 2. 27*5 = ?? Everyone who is fond of Cell Phone is forgotten the traditional and ancient way for Mathematics. How Disappointed that is. None of you? Really? Why? Think!!
Music. I bet you guys must have counterseen this type of situation. Your granny or grandpa listening Radio early morning with loud voice. And what they are listening is nothing but Bhajan, Basuri or Kawwali. This was the way people were known about Music. Cell Phone lovers listen to music every now and then with that HeadPhone in ears. Causes Accidents, Blowing Horns, Damaging Ears, Direct Impact on Brain Spine etc. And what they listened to? Remix songs? Rap? Rock? Jazz?

>> Convenient For Constant Touch:- Really? Just go through following pictures and then I don't have to say anything.

Now, You guys only say as I don't even wanna write about Advantages of Cell Phones. Let's make them Q&A type in Comment box. If you think there is any Advantage of Cell Phone put it in Comment box I'll try to see if that's true. Thank You!!

One More Time

Again & Again

So, First of all HI guys. It's me again. :-) After unsuccessful attempt for blogging (So many times) Here I'm!! Back with Bang!! I think I failed to write or blog just because my topic for the same wasn't Good or you can say Right. This time I'm going to write Free Thoughts on this blog. Hope that will be easy for me. No restrictions, Nothing. Daily routine life. Any incidents, small or big, Any technology Existing or Upcoming, Any Cell Phone, Gadgets, Birthdays, Trips, Fundays, Sundays, Job, Masti, Seriousness, Vulgar, Sex, SMS, MMS, Movie, Song, Cartoon "ANYTHING." So wish me luck and keep reading if you want to. I assure you this blog won't be entertaining enough like others but won't be Boring enough too like many others. Keep Smiling.